15 Rules for women who want a relationship with the best guy in the world.

WARNING: Break these rules and you will end up in a relationship with half the man you started out with...or in no relationship at all.

15 Rules for women who want a relationship with the best guy in the world

1. Forget what we said that you found unpleasant if it was more than 6 months ago. It should be considered inadmissible in today's argument. Better still, all comments that you perceive to be negative become null and void after seven days...so don't torture yourself and us by recycling them.

2. If you want us to act like the soap opera guys, dress like victoria secrets models...and then see what happens.

3. When we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, choose the way that makes you feel the best because that is what we meant to say. And be honest and straight forward in your communication with us..we missed out on the mind reading lessons at school. We can handle the truth much better than something we do not fully understand.

4. It is in your best interest or ours to completely avoid expecting us to frequently do things together that we don't like doing. Do it with your girlfriends, and let us hang with the guys. We'll both enjoy each others company more when we are together.

5. There are many things we do instinctively. Let us look around without feeling threatened. We only look at other women to know how pretty you are...

6. Rub the lamp only when you want the genie to come out. ;)

7. Ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - never both!

8. Accept that we are just not good at multi tasking. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. No do not talk to us during a movie and then ask us what is going on!

9. The great explorers didn’t take women along to give them directions. Unless we ask for directions, we can probably figure it out. If you can't hold your tongue..ask us nicely if we would like some help.

10. Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses or other seductive clothing run a high risk of nullifying their right to complain when various body parts are stared at.

11. When we’ve committed to making a turn in traffic, or make another irretrievable mistake, it is pointless to question our competence... because we are already doing that.

12. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.

13. Let us go into our caves...leave us alone. We'll come back when we are ready, better for whatever we did when we were there, yet also probably just as unsure as you are as to why we needed to go there.

14. Let us enjoy whatever things we cherish about life...however stupid they may seem to you. If you want us to change, help us find things we enjoy even more.

15. Never use the words "always" and "never". (e.g. You never do the washing up. You are always going out with your friends.) That BS exaggeration will make your complaint completely ineffective. Better to say "You are so great at washing up. I guess it must be your turn again soon." and "It's great to see you having so much fun with your friends. I'm going to miss you when you are gone, so I'll think about something special we can do when you get back." Always challenge us constructively.

To summarize, trust us, respect us, support us, challenge us, keep us real and authentic, and help us help you.

Then we will be or become the men you really want in your life.